I know Pam better than anyone in this office and obviously she’s gone crazy but everyone wants to say that I’m crazy, but I’m not crazy she’s crazy.

Check out these new pants. Nine dollars… Look at the ass.

Not that I’m not happy to see you…right now, I’m just saying ultimately I was here for the copier. Equal. I’d say it was equal. So…good to see you. *Karen rolls her eyes* I mean it’s just that…you know, Pam and I are still dating, so…and I just mean that things are going really well, so…I didn’t want to see…you…