I know Pam better than anyone in this office and obviously she’s gone crazy but everyone wants to say that I’m crazy, but I’m not crazy she’s crazy.

Not that I’m not happy to see you…right now, I’m just saying ultimately I was here for the copier. Equal. I’d say it was equal. So…good to see you. *Karen rolls her eyes* I mean it’s just that…you know, Pam and I are still dating, so…and I just mean that things are going really well, so…I didn’t want to see…you…

Michael: You should’ve told me.
Pam: You’re right. We should’ve realized that you are an equal part of this.

I haven’t heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn’t he? He’s totally qualified and smart; everyone loves him. And… if he never comes back again, that’s okay. We’re friends and I’m sure we’ll stay friends. We just… we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me. But you know what? It’s okay, I’m totally fine. Everything’s going to be totally—

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